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Wed, 15 May 2013 00:36:48 -0700

cardenio: lambocalypse: lightspeedsound: manybodies: lightspe...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:36:37 -0700

lambocalypse:

lightspeedsound:

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also:

punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot

purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)

literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)

Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)

Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry

Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”

OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT

all of the above ^^

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Wed, 08 May 2013 23:40:37 -0700

Just got home and I fuckin feel like smoking

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:00:41 -0700

Just got home and I fuckin feel like smoking

whenbuttholesconnect: I don’t know how I feel about this.

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 00:10:35 -0700

whenbuttholesconnect:

I don’t know how I feel about this.

10knotes: top-funny-stuff: This is the most adorable thing...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 00:08:12 -0700

10knotes:

top-funny-stuff:

This is the most adorable thing ever

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

youreapenis: Emma Watson in The Bling Ring (2013) [x]

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 00:06:09 -0700

youreapenis:

Emma Watson in The Bling Ring (2013) [x]

ink-its-art: so fucking cute London with his wife. i just...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 00:04:59 -0700

ink-its-art:

so fucking cute London with his wife. i just can’t

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Wed, 03 Apr 2013 23:04:52 -0700

lionquinn: Quinn Fabray + giving zero fucks

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 20:55:56 -0700

lionquinn:

Quinn Fabray + giving zero fucks

imprintedmemorycard: I want this tattoo/

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 20:55:27 -0700

imprintedmemorycard:

I want this tattoo/

snideinsinuations: Bulletproof vs Release Me - The Outfit

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 20:49:04 -0700

snideinsinuations:

Bulletproof vs Release Me - The Outfit

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Wed, 03 Apr 2013 20:29:20 -0700

Those songs that just make your tears fall down from your eyes for no reason… I love those...

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 20:28:59 -0700

Those songs that just make your tears fall down from your eyes for no reason… I love those songs…

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Tue, 19 Mar 2013 09:05:40 -0700

edwardspoonhands: masterhawki: sebastianverlak: zimothy: miss...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 20:02:54 -0700

edwardspoonhands:

masterhawki:

sebastianverlak:

zimothy:

misshonoriaglossop:

Royal Family Harlem Shake

wHAT

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE FAKE BUT ITS NOT

IT’S REAL

Let’s all take a deep breath and ask ourselves what the likelihood is that the queen would hang out while Prince Henry humped the world with his sword-dick and realize that the truly amazing thing here is DOPPELGANGERS!

But yes…this is fake, but that only makes it like 2% less awesome.

vibrantyoungkoala: Proverbs 31 She is… Throw Pillow by Pocket...

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 23:48:42 -0700

vibrantyoungkoala:

Proverbs 31 She is… Throw Pillow by Pocket Fuel | Society6 on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/55508814/via/PocketFuel

exactly what I needed to hear right now. God is great.

riveramorris: You're doing all these things out of...

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 23:37:09 -0700

riveramorris:

You're doing all these things out of desperation,
You're going through six degrees of separation.